Shameless Plug

Fitness at Home: The Museum of Useless Crap

Open a closet in Upper Arlington, Grandview Heights, Clintonville Dublin, or Columbus and you’ll probably find a shrine to failed fitness dreams. A squeaky Thigh Master, dusty resistance bands, an ab-roller from late-night TV, and the crown jewel—a $2,000 Peloton now serving as a laundry rack.

Everyone loves the idea of a personal trainer at home, but what most end up with is a garage gym full of regret. I’ve seen it all: three yoga mats because someone forgot they already had two, or a Shake Weight buried next to a jump rope knotted into modern art.

It’s always the same story buy shiny gear, use it twice, then bury it in the basement. Meanwhile, you’re still Googling “personal trainer near me” at 2 a.m. and wondering why nothing sticks.

That’s the difference between equipment and coaching. At MyoBio, our certified personal training Serving  Dublin, Upper Arlington, Grandview Heights, and Clintonville  for the last 15 years doesn’t come in a box. We build a plan, keep you accountable when Netflix calls, and remind you that an elliptical holding Christmas decorations doesn’t count.

So if your closet already looks like a fitness graveyard, don’t buy another gadget. Call a real human whether you want strength training, weight loss coaching, or just a fitness instructor near you who’ll stop you from wasting money on a Bowflex.

Because nobody ever said, “The Ab Belt collecting dust in my basement changed my life.” They say, “I found a personal fitness coach in Columbus, OH, and now I actually show up.”